February 2012
131 posts
Oh sinnerman, where you gonna run to?: Am I the... →
Am I the only one who thinks that Damon and Stefan may only be half-brothers?
We’ve only seen their father, who didn’t exactly care for Damon all too much. And yes, Damon did tend to try and find ways to annoy him more, but we can also assume he did this because his father already treated him…
Albus: Dad, I’m…gay.
Harry: Albus Severus Potter. You were named after two Headmasters of Hogwarts. One of them was gay and he was the wisest man I’ve ever known.
Albus: Dad, you say this every time I tell you something. Stop. Just stop.
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Albus: Dad, would you mind buying some conditioner? I think we’re out.
Harry: Albus Severus Potter. You were named for two Headmasters of Hogwarts. One of them never used conditioner and he was probably the greasiest man I ever knew.
Albus: Dad, this response is really getting old.
Harry: TWO HEADMASTERS.
Albus: Yes, I get it, two hea—
Harry: BRAVEST AND WISEST MEN.
Albus: Da—
Harry: THAT I EVER KNEW, BRAVEST AND WISEST, TWO OF THEM.
How to finish that last minute assignment
lady-gagaga:
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I can not count the number of times this trick has saved my ass.
And people say Tumblr doesn’t teach you life skills…
this will come in handy one day
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REBLOG IF YOU WERE BORN IN THE WRONG COUNTRY.
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time-to-forget-about-the-past:
sassy-tomatoes:
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I wish I was born here:
I swear if I had a British accent I would never shut up.
Going to a party and not knowing anyone... →
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fourseamfastball asked: How do you withdraw and application . . .
Art teacher: Oh! That drawing is beautiful! It's of that Irene Adler woman off Sherlock, right?
Me: Yep! Thanks Miss!
Art teacher: A bit more shading would do it some good. But the man who plays Sherlock is really weird looking! I don't like his cupids bow! And he has a really weird name, don't you think? I laughed when he jumped off of the building, did you see the look on John's face? Haha.
Me: ...
Police: So exactly how many times did she fall out of the window?