March 2012
Watchsmallsteps-heavyhooves:
hmxo:
volonta:
tokyosluts:
powermuffgirls:
oh my GOD
omfg crying
i literally cannot believe what i just witnessed
i dont know what surprised me the most, his voice or the fact i didn’t even see that coming
waHT
February 2012
funniest10k:
Miley Cyrus: Rumor has it Daniel...
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funniest10k:
Following this blog may be the greatest thing you have ever done
vaultdweller:
A sudden chill runs down my spine and I know somewhere, Rick Santorum is speaking in public
General Public: Alright, what are pop music's stars up to?
Katy Perry: I released a 1 year-old song that sounds like every other song I've ever released, in a vain attempt to capitalize on my failed marriage.
Rihanna: Here's a sexy, sexy, remix of a 1 minute song with the guy who left me looking like a bruised banana three years ago.
Nicki Minaj: I wore a party city robe and toyed with Catholicism at the Grammys without really having much of a message just hours after the death of Whitney Houston.
Lady Gaga: I've been in hiding for a while but I'm getting ready to launch my new charity, called the Born This Way Foundation that will encourage a braver, kinder world.
General Public: OMG, Gaga you need to stop being such an attention whore, tranny slut, copycat whore and start being normal like the other girls. You don't see them doing stupid shit for attention.
Miss Piggy On Beauty
ribbonsandgeekery:
Gaahd, Miss Piggys interview on beauty for Vogue gave me a smile from ear to ear. I love that sexy body positive pig.
What are your top beauty tips?
Start out perfect and don’t change a thing. Always accentuate your best features by pointing at them. And conceal your flaws by sucker punching anyone who has the audacity to mention them.
Watchitsfunnycozitsawkward:
dociousaliexpisticfragicalirepus:
transponsters:
justanotherinfatuation: breathedeeep: theravenclawwhofellfordrarry: tyleroakley:
Just one of those posts I can’t NOT reblog.
I’M DYING!!! XD
hahahha ohmygod this is gonna be me i am not joking
I have never gone a day in my life without quoting this video since I have seen it.
OH MY GOD! Is she having...
Teacher: A long time ago people thought there were only four elements. Can anyone guess what they were?
Me: Water. Earth. Fire. Air. Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony. Then everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked. Only the Avatar, master of all four elements, could stop them, but when the world needed him most, he vanished.
Teacher:
Me:
teacher: what?
Me: what?
so I wonder what it's like for their kids
Daughter: But Mom I'm too lazy to clean my r-
Katniss: WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE
Katniss: I HAD TO KILL CHILDREN
Katniss: SO I THINK THAT YOU CAN
Daughter: Mom you always pull this speech on-
Katniss: CLEAN YOUR GODDAMN ROOM
Peeta: ALSO
Peeta: YOUR MOM DID IT ALL FOR THE GAMES
Peeta: SOMETIMES I WANT TO CHOKE HER OUT OF NOWHERE
Daughter: Dad why are you even-
Peeta: MY LEG IS GONEEEEEEEEEEEE.
